Mercenary Mayhem IC Contact

[the_deadeye]

I'm not available right now. Either working or making sure some idiot doesn't get killed. Regardless leave a message at the tone. Make it short. Especially if a client. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Later.

Comments

(Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Jersey, I'm at the store and peaches are on sale. How serious were you about baking an apology pie? And maybe making one for us, too? I'll buy ice cream. And I'll take care of all the peeling and chopping for you!

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Um. Hi. It's me.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry. And ask if the socks fit.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

So... uh... Girl you met in the mall who was going to burn some paperwork. I was wondering what this work of yours might entail. And if there are any benefits. Like... roofs over heads?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

So... Can I order pizza or is the location of this place on the down low and I'm not allowed to get takeout I don't bring back myself?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I guess I probably missed your check in call or message or whatever.

Package acquired. A bit ago. I got distracted while I was carrying it. Some lady had a string purse and I had to remind myself not to cut it and run.

Anyway, heading toward drop off now.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Hey, I don't suppose you've heard from L? Am I going to have to call in reinforcements?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Soooo... I'm bored, I'm lonely, and I'm guessing I'm not allowed to have friends visit this place, right?

Can you help me get a cheap TV or something?

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Jersey! Louisiana's birthday is on Monday! Are you doing anything?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

You said I could have a knife. So I could learn to defend myself.

[the_informant]

Allow me to make this clear. We are having a birthday party for a woman who considers you one of her closest friends, the person qualified to have her back, and who trusts you for reasons I cannot fathom.

You will be there. You can show up early and leave early. You can show up late and leave late. Or you can show up there after being bound, gagged, and hooded, thrown into the back of a Warthog, and then tied to a chair.

The throwing a hood on you is more for my own fun than anything else.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Are you the one that hurt He... That hurt York?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

[A few hours later]

Got any work for me, boss?

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

You're the person Abby has been working for?!

Backdated: early 2 August

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Two things.

First, Florida got our delivery. He says you're welcome to your pick of the litter and to give them hell.

Second, he's not in Gulch until Monday and wants to know if you'll stick around the hospital until he gets back. He trusts your eyes and ears in case anyone makes a move against Louisiana.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I need your help.

[baruthumos]

Medical question. The pills you brought Oquirrh that made her so sick. What were they?

[baruthumos]

I'd like to buy you a drink.