Mercenary Mayhem IC Contact

[the_deadeye]

I'm not available right now. Either working or making sure some idiot doesn't get killed. Regardless leave a message at the tone. Make it short. Especially if a client. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Later.

Comments

(Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Jersey, I'm at the store and peaches are on sale. How serious were you about baking an apology pie? And maybe making one for us, too? I'll buy ice cream. And I'll take care of all the peeling and chopping for you!

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

...You're not going to drop that apology pie, are you? He was a total asshole who STABBED me.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Um. Hi. It's me.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry. And ask if the socks fit.

[the_deadeye]

Yes. Hello. I know who it is.

...why do I get the obnoxious colored ones?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

So... uh... Girl you met in the mall who was going to burn some paperwork. I was wondering what this work of yours might entail. And if there are any benefits. Like... roofs over heads?

[the_deadeye]

Hey to yourself. If you're meaning courier work, then it would involve you transporting goods through the city. It can range what these packages are but dangerous ones are reserved for mercenaries.

What happened to the people you were staying with, kid?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

So... Can I order pizza or is the location of this place on the down low and I'm not allowed to get takeout I don't bring back myself?

[the_deadeye]

You can order it if you want. Do I need to give you a way to cover it?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I guess I probably missed your check in call or message or whatever.

Package acquired. A bit ago. I got distracted while I was carrying it. Some lady had a string purse and I had to remind myself not to cut it and run.

Anyway, heading toward drop off now.

[the_deadeye]

Sorry, kid. I'm trying to handle trouble with a job but I'm here now.

It'd be the best if you don't get off track too much. Won't cost you money but it will in reputation. I believe in you though. You can do it.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Hey, I don't suppose you've heard from L? Am I going to have to call in reinforcements?

[the_deadeye]

Not necessary. I have a read out on her IFF. She's back in Gulch. Talked to her for a bit but she was rather adamant about handling a promise to the blue idiot.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Soooo... I'm bored, I'm lonely, and I'm guessing I'm not allowed to have friends visit this place, right?

Can you help me get a cheap TV or something?

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Jersey! Louisiana's birthday is on Monday! Are you doing anything?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

You said I could have a knife. So I could learn to defend myself.

[the_informant]

Allow me to make this clear. We are having a birthday party for a woman who considers you one of her closest friends, the person qualified to have her back, and who trusts you for reasons I cannot fathom.

You will be there. You can show up early and leave early. You can show up late and leave late. Or you can show up there after being bound, gagged, and hooded, thrown into the back of a Warthog, and then tied to a chair.

The throwing a hood on you is more for my own fun than anything else.

[the_deadeye]

One, I know that her birthday is tomorrow however the place will have a couple of you For Hires. If you remember, I put one of you in the hospital in a coma. Not exactly good.

Two, I can always see her later when it's not a party. She knows that.

Three, you try that and I will most definitely shoot you or find a location you can't get into.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Are you the one that hurt He... That hurt York?

[the_deadeye]

I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you. Yes I did. However he was on my employer's which prohibits trespassers by any means necessary.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

[A few hours later]

Got any work for me, boss?

[the_deadeye]

Corner of Reese Avenue and Central Boulevard. There'll be a storage site. Code is 24110. Package inside to be dropped off at the main drop zone. Same rate.

...are you alright with doing that?

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

You're the person Abby has been working for?!

[the_deadeye]

Ugh...hello and yes?

Backdated: early 2 August

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Two things.

First, Florida got our delivery. He says you're welcome to your pick of the litter and to give them hell.

Second, he's not in Gulch until Monday and wants to know if you'll stick around the hospital until he gets back. He trusts your eyes and ears in case anyone makes a move against Louisiana.

Re: Backdated: early 2 August

[the_deadeye]

Oh? Is he serious? If he is then I'm picking one of the idiots that can still walk and put him through the worst kind of hell I can imagine. Stabs McGee can have the one you hit.

Where the hell was he though? On a job? I already planned on sticking around though kind of awkward. That supposed boyfriend of hers is in there A LOT.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I need your help.

[the_deadeye]

What do you need?

[baruthumos]

Medical question. The pills you brought Oquirrh that made her so sick. What were they?

[the_deadeye]

Let me look it up real quick.

My own questions. Why couldn't you ask Louisiana about this? Aren't you two dating? Also how did you get my contact?

[baruthumos]

I'd like to buy you a drink.

[the_deadeye]

...Why exactly?