Mercenary Mayhem IC Contact

[the_deadeye]

I'm not available right now. Either working or making sure some idiot doesn't get killed. Regardless leave a message at the tone. Make it short. Especially if a client. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Later.

Comments

(Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Jersey, I'm at the store and peaches are on sale. How serious were you about baking an apology pie? And maybe making one for us, too? I'll buy ice cream. And I'll take care of all the peeling and chopping for you!

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

...You're not going to drop that apology pie, are you? He was a total asshole who STABBED me.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

The only place I'm going to drop that apology pie is off with Louisiana.

C'mon, Jersey! Fresh peach pie a la mode? And I'm even doing the annoying parts.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

Ok. Sure. Yet I know that pie isn't for her. It's for that blue assassin from the For Hire lot. Nice try.

...it's tempting but I'm still pissed about what happened.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

She'll still get most of it anyway, if we've read their relationship properly. So it's more of an apology to her than anything.

I know you're pissed. That's why you need to cook something. Take your mind off it.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

This still absurd. We've probably only seen a sliver of it and you're ready to say that you can properly predict it? She's our teammate. She already knows that.

Fine. Get the stupid supplies I guess. I don't care. I'll think about making them.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Just because you're sorry doesn't mean you shouldn't say it.

Thank you, Jersey!

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

Alright. Fine. I'll tell her.

Welcome. ...I'll probably end up regretting this.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

You won't regret it. We'll get to have pie, too, and that's the best part!

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

You are far more excited about this than I am.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

You aren't excited about pie? I'm doing the hard part. I'll even stir for you.

Re: (Backdated 10 May)

[the_deadeye]

Still not excited. I'm tired. Shoulder hurts like a bitch.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Um. Hi. It's me.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry. And ask if the socks fit.

[the_deadeye]

Yes. Hello. I know who it is.

...why do I get the obnoxious colored ones?

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

It was the only color I had!

...well, except for pink, but I didn't think you would like those.

[the_deadeye]

They're green. At least pink is a lighter red. I'm one color off from being a bad Christmas ensemble.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Nobody's going to see your socks under your boots, Jersey. I'm not sure what you're so worried about.

[the_deadeye]

They're NEON GREEN.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Sorry! I'll do better next time!

Do they at least fit?

[the_deadeye]

No it's fine. They fit. I'll just wear my boots and hope they don't come off.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

But why would they come off if they fit?

[the_deadeye]

I was meaning my boots not the socks, Oquirrh.

hehehehehe New Felix

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

ohhhhhhh right! Well, I can only think of a few people who would see you with your boots off, so you should be okay.

Re: hehehehehe New Felix

[the_deadeye]

You better not be alluding to what I think you are.

[oquirrh_at_the_wheel]

Alluding? To what? It's a valid point!